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SATIRE: The Ten Commandments of “The Lord thy God Barack Hussein Obama”

1. I am the Lord thy God Barack Hussein Obama who brought you Change We Can Believe In.

2. Thou shalt have no other Presidents before me. George Bush is not your President. John Kennedy is not your President. Neither George Washington nor Thomas Jefferson are your President. I am your President.

3. Thou shalt make for yourselves an idol and worship it daily. You will bow to it and pray. Your telescreens – I mean digital TVs – will make sure that you comply.

4. Thou shalt not blasphem my name. Thou who call me Bushbama shalt be sent to the camps. Thou who call be Ziobama shalt be abducted and extradited to Israel for lifetime imprisonment in a concentration camp. Thou who make Jokerbama posters and post them in public shall be arrested and sent to the camps.

5. There is no Sabbath day with the Lord thy God Barack Hussein Obama. If I tell you to kiss my ass, you better damn well kiss my ass. If I tell you to jump, you don’t even ask, “How high, sir?”. You just jump. ObamaCare demands that all lazy people be put to death.

6. Thou shalt honor my fathers – the Rockefeller family and the Rothschild family. Thou shalt honor every organization which is funded by the Rockefellers and Rothschilds. Thou who dishonor the Rockefellers and Rothschilds – or any organization funded by the Rockefellers and Rothschilds – shalt be declared right-wing extremists and put in secret prisons.

7. Thou shalt not murder…unless the murderee is one who violates my Ten Commandments. However, the Lord thy God Barack Hussein Obama and the government is above the law and may murder at will.

8. Thou shalt commit adultery. The family unit is a cancer and must be abolished. So feel free to go around and fornicate with anything that moves. Thou shalt practice sodomite behavior and bestiality. However, thou shalt not practice pedophilia. Only the Lord thy God Barack Hussein Obama, his fathers, and the government shalt practice pedophilia because we are above the law.

9. Thou shalt bear false witness against those who oppose the Lord thy God Barack Hussein Obama, his fathers, and the government. However, those who bear false witness and claim that I am breaking my campaign promises of “hiring no lobbyists” and “pulling the troops out of Iraq” shalt be publicly flogged and sent to the camps.

10. Thou shalt covet your neighbor’s possessions. In fact, your neighbor no longer has possessions. YOU no longer have possessions. Socialism prohibits possessions. If your neighbor desires your brand new $2,000 digital TV, you WILL let them have it. Your neghbors’ kids wants your kids’ Wii? Fork it over. Comply, or you shall be sent to the camps.

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